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tsunglasses:

People who like NSFW posts but don’t reblog them

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ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

bexlogic:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

the-landgiraffe:

gmanzueta24:

lmfao

Hands down best performance in this movie. I love him.
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the-landgiraffe:

gmanzueta24:

lmfao

Hands down best performance in this movie. I love him.

flanoirbunny:

CHARLES MARTINET MADE A VINE OMG ARE YOU KIDDING ME

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar
  • kavvaiiest:

thats how you relationship

    kavvaiiest:

    thats how you relationship

    owldee:

    this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

    that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have